Vampires and Zombies With Candy

  • I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this dude is all proud of himself for killin' zombies and staking a vampire. But then it hits him: why the heck are these monsters lugging around candy bags? It's 'cause they're out trick-or-treating, dingus! You probably dress up as a toilet paper roll for Halloween.

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