I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
Vampires and Zombies With Candy
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this dude is all proud of himself for killin' zombies and staking a vampire. But then it hits him: why the heck are these monsters lugging around candy bags? It's 'cause they're out trick-or-treating, dingus! You probably dress up as a toilet paper roll for Halloween.