Jellyfish jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?
Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.
Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.
Teacher: He did not.
Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.
Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.
Suzy: Then you can ask him.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
8 jelly tickles!
Community talk
Yooo jellyfish
hello friends. um, i like noodles, i like chocolate milk. i love to fly. i also love anything water related. Whales. Dolphins. Sharks. Stingrays. Jellyifish. i like to watch sci fi stuff. come talk to me, im bored and am super introverted.