Jellyfish jokes
[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal; its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.
My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."
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hello friends. um, i like noodles, i like chocolate milk. i love to fly. i also love anything water related. Whales. Dolphins. Sharks. Stingrays. Jellyifish. i like to watch sci fi stuff. come talk to me, im bored and am super introverted.