Jellyfish jokes
[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.
My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."
I have a fish that can breakdance!
Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
Community talk
Yooo jellyfish
hello friends. um, i like noodles, i like chocolate milk. i love to fly. i also love anything water related. Whales. Dolphins. Sharks. Stingrays. Jellyifish. i like to watch sci fi stuff. come talk to me, im bored and am super introverted.