Fantasy jokes

Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.

School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.

Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.

What type of alphabet does an elf learn?

The elf-abet.

I like unicorns.

Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?

A: Because he was outstanding in his field.

You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you!

Imagine a dragon 🤔.

Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.

Voldemort: Knock, knock.

Harry Potter: Who's there?

Voldemort: You know.

Harry Potter: You know who?

Voldemort: Exactly!

Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...

Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.

I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.

So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.

Nana when Zane kisses her in her mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream!]

What should I sell my dragon for?

Dragon these balls across yo face!

There was someone who slept late... he missed the dream!

How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:

D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!

SCP-1540: A am a were.

Who are you to believe if you don't believe in unicorns?

Believe in unicorns, and they'll believe in you!

You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.

Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA