Fantasy jokes
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
What is the most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you!
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
I like unicorns.
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
Believe in unicorns, and they'll believe in you!
Who are you to believe if you don't believe in unicorns?
There was someone who slept late... he missed the dream!
SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:
D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!
SCP-1540: A am a were.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.