Fantasy jokes
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.
You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you!
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
What is the most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
My dream:
I like unicorns.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"
There was someone who slept late... he missed the dream!
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:
D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!
SCP-1540: A am a were.
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
Who are you to believe if you don't believe in unicorns?
Believe in unicorns, and they'll believe in you!
Nana when Zane kisses her in her mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream!]
The cold winter night, there was a cabin in the woods. The cabin housed 3 men. The men were gay but they did not know.
Fili: "Fili." Kili: "And Kili." Fili and Kili: "At your service." Kili: "You must be Mr. Baggins." Bilbo: "No! You can’t come in, you’ve come to the wrong house." Kili: "What?! Has it been canceled?" Fili: "No one told us." Bilbo: "Can...! No, nothing’s been canceled." Kili: "That’s a relief." Fili: "Careful with these, I just had them sharpened." Kili: "It’s nice, this place. Did you do it yourself?" Bilbo: "Uh...no, it’s been in the family for years. That’s my mother’s glory box, can you please not do that?" Dwalin: "Fili, Kili, come on, give us a hand." Kili: "Mr. Dwalin." Balin: "Let’s shove this in the hole, or otherwise we’ll never get everyone in." Bilbo: "Ev...everyone?! How many more are there? Oh, no! No, no. There’s nobody home! Go away, and bother somebody else! There’s far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is. If...if this is some blockhead’s idea of a joke, I can only say, it is in very poor taste!" One of the Dwarves: "Get off, you big lump!"
Then the men only had one seat they had in the cabin. It was a bar seat. they were able to flip it upside down and fit all of them on it.