Ouch

Ouch jokes

Banana

What music scares balloons?

Pop music.

Why would the banana scream "ouch?"

Because it is getting peeled.

Memes

Rapper

What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?

"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"

Plane Crash

Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:

Sum Ting Wong.

Wei Toh Low.

Ho Lee Fuk.

Ban Din Ouch.

Kick

What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?

You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"

Screw

"Ouch!"

"What's wrong?"

"I stepped on a screw."

"Are you ok?"

"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"

Tennis

Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?

You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.

Bar

Two Chinese men walk into a bar.

"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."

Roast

My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."

Community

Hey, people! My stepmother had been to the store with my baby brother today. She came home at 14:30 or something, (European time) she asked me to help her carry the groceries bags. [note: the bags are made out of plastic]

I did as I was asked for. The stairs I had to walk down has 18 steps. (yes, I count every step in a staircase when I walk in one.) The staircase ain’t very steep. The ninth step is big, you can f… Read more