Ouch jokes

"Ouch!"

"What's wrong?"

"I stepped on a screw."

"Are you ok?"

"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"

What did the girl say when she ran through the door? Ouch.

Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:

Sum Ting Wong.

Wei Toh Low.

Ho Lee Fuk.

Ban Din Ouch.

Two Chinese men walk into a bar.

"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."

What is the similarity between orphans and apples?

They both get thrown out.

Why is America so bad at chess?

They lost both of their towers.

You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?

Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.

Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.

What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?

"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"

Ouch!

Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?

You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.

What music scares balloons?

Pop music.

Why would the banana scream "ouch?"

Because it is getting peeled.

My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."

What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?

You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"

A blonde walks into a bar.

Ouch.

When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"

Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?

Because he was standing on the deck!

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.

Man: Ouch!

A man walked into a bar...

Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!