Ouch jokes

A man walked into a bar...

Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.

Man: Ouch!

A blonde walks into a bar.

Ouch.

What music scares balloons?

Pop music.

Why would the banana scream "ouch?"

Because it is getting peeled.

What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?

"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?

You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"

Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:

Sum Ting Wong.

Wei Toh Low.

Ho Lee Fuk.

Ban Din Ouch.

What did the girl say when she ran through the door?

Ouch.

"Ouch!"

"What's wrong?"

"I stepped on a screw."

"Are you ok?"

"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"

Two Chinese men walk into a bar.

"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."

Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?

You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.

When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"

Ouch!

My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."

I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

A guy threatened to touch me yesterday...

So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.

1 hour before:

So let me get...

Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!

Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*

Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.