The 80+ Best Morbidity Jokes

What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."

I'm so proud of my Grandpa. He killed Hitler himself.

What's the difference between dark humour and morbid humour?

Dark humour is 10 babys in a trash can Morbid humour is 1 baby in 10 trash cans

jack and jill went down to hell to fetch ur mothers bladder her bladder broke u two are soaked and now u have a daughter cuz in that bladder was me

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(wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing) i have said this countless times but it doesnt seem to be getting through to u; quit hating on particular jokes. U dont like it? Nobody cares. Dont go into the morbid jokes category u idiots ffs

me on my way to the prinsiples office after the trans kid told me to act my age so i told him to act his gender

My aunt's star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died. -- She was eaten by a giant crab.

A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Any last requests?" "Yes," replied the murderer, "Will you please hold my hand?"

It's not pedophilia, it's early access.

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.

whats the difference from morbid humor & dark humor

dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container

morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers

Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.

Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 metres of a school?

Because he's dead

Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.

Seat belts are like the condom for cars.

Digging stuff up is too hard

Guess Necrophilia isn’t for everybody

Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also In a way kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wished you could F but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't...............