Morbidity Jokes

u and me went up the to stab your father he was out do not pout the are coming after

jack and jill went down to hell to fetch ur mothers bladder her bladder broke u two are soaked and now u have a daughter cuz in that bladder was me

me on my way to the prinsiples office after the trans kid told me to act my age so i told him to act his gender

I asked my mother about her mom. She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where is that place. She didn't know. So I sent her to a better place.

My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.

As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.

(wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing) i have said this countless times but it doesnt seem to be getting through to u; quit hating on particular jokes. U dont like it? Nobody cares. Dont go into the morbid jokes category u idiots ffs

What’s long yellow and doesn’t float

A school bus filled with children

I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.

What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans