I'm so proud of my Grandpa. He killed Hitler himself.
My aunt's star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died. -- She was eaten by a giant crab.
A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Any last requests?" "Yes," replied the murderer, "Will you please hold my hand?"
It's not pedophilia, it's early access.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 metres of a school?
Because he's dead
Seat belts are like the condom for cars.
Digging stuff up is too hard
Guess Necrophilia isn’t for everybody
Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also In a way kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wished you could F but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't...............
The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin.
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
What's the difference between drugs and children? i don't sell drugs.
My boy I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now! *draws a picture of his "epic" sword* "what......WHAT..... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
My grief counsellor died just the other day.
He was so good though, I didn't care.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes , I know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane
DON'T GO TO GHOSTPOSTER.COM THE PERSON OR PERSONS WHO RUN THAT SITE ARE A FUCKING BUNCH IF DUMB FUCKING CUNTS WHO CAN SUCK MY BIG COCK
jack and jill went down to hell to fetch ur mothers bladder her bladder broke u two are soaked and now u have a daughter cuz in that bladder was me
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
