I'm so proud of my Grandpa. He killed Hitler himself.
u and me went up the to stab your father he was out do not pout the are coming after
jack and jill went down to hell to fetch ur mothers bladder her bladder broke u two are soaked and now u have a daughter cuz in that bladder was me
me on my way to the prinsiples office after the trans kid told me to act my age so i told him to act his gender
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common? A. They never get old.
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
I asked my mother about her mom. She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where is that place. She didn't know. So I sent her to a better place.
hey yesterday i played with my sister when i woke up she was gone
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
What's the difference between drugs and children? i don't sell drugs.
What similarities do peeping toms and spies share? they both see things they shouldn't.
(wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing) i have said this countless times but it doesnt seem to be getting through to u; quit hating on particular jokes. U dont like it? Nobody cares. Dont go into the morbid jokes category u idiots ffs
what did superman say to batman nothing bruce is dead
Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour
~babies in a blender 😌
What’s long yellow and doesn’t float
A school bus filled with children
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
