Morbidity jokes
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.
Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
I'm so proud of my Grandpa. He killed Hitler himself.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
You're more depressing than your own abortion video.
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
Small People.
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
Jack and Jill went down to hell to fetch your mother's bladder.
Her bladder broke. You two are soaked, and now you have a daughter, 'cause in that bladder was me!
A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.
Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.