Experience jokes
Catholic men say eating broccoli is like anal sex.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
My life.
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
As I was eating this girl out, I thought I tasted some horse semen... I exclaimed, "Oh, Grandma! That's how you died!"
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
Have a great day today!
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!
I had a good night, and I love it when you get a good walk and you get to.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.
I did have a good night, and I did a good night, and I had fun, and I had to.
I did have a good [time].
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
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