Experience jokes

Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.

Disappointing.

As I was eating this girl out, I thought I tasted some horse semen... I exclaimed, "Oh, Grandma! That's how you died!"

What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.

Have a great day today!

Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.

It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.

As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!

I had a good night, and I love it when you get a good walk and you get to.

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

Me: Am actually happy right now.

Life: Lol one sec.

Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.

Please comment! :)

I did have a good [time].

Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?

Because they don't have a Father's Day.

I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.

I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.

I did have a good night, and I did a good night, and I had fun, and I had to.

How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.

Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.

"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

Anyone remember the following?

Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D