When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
When I'm cutting my grass, want to know what it reminds me of? My arms and legs.
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
I keep getting ads about belly fat.
What do squats eat? Numbers.
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅? Time to walk with you’re dog 🐶
why didint the teddy bear go to the gym
because he didint want to get ripped
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.
