why didint the teddy bear go to the gym
because he didint want to get ripped
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT
Touch u toes and hold them than spell run it will say .r.u.n
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
Your mother is so fat she actually went on a diet and started exercising and I hear she's doing quite well now.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never SKIPPED a BEAT
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up
What is a old lady's favorite exercise
Trying to get up form the soft couch
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his FLEX RHYMES
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when are arms get tired we just use our legs?
How do you know that Americans hate exercise? 9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?!
Why are skinny. People skinny? Because he Don't have a family to breastfeed on.
I did a walk walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home π
I love riding my bike π².
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. π
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS
Bo - hey kids I am so sad that you wonβt exercise and give me Bo power so I am just going to be a orphan *kids changing the channel to Annie* Annie- Tomorrow tomorrow only a day away * TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go Dezzy- WAAAAAAAAAA I canβt find Bo
