Exercise jokes
I named my dog "5 miles," so now I can tell people I walk "5 miles" everyday. 😏😎
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
Yo, Dad is so skinny, he doesn't work out enough.
Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
I did a good walk and I...
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
When I'm cutting my grass, want to know what it reminds me of? My arms and legs.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
You're losing all your friends, but never any calories.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.
I did a walk today, but I had a walk home from a walk. Walk today, but it when.
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
I got the joke from my brother.
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.