Exercise jokes
Yo mama's so fat, I run around her for exercise.
I did a walk.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
When I'm cutting my grass, want to know what it reminds me of? My arms and legs.
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
I keep getting ads about belly fat.
What do squats eat? Numbers.
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅?
Time to walk with your dog 🐶!
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT.
What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.