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Witness Memes

Relationship

The image shows two sides of a text message conversation between two people, with the text "No one: 11 yr old relationships:" above them.

Winnie the Pooh

A meme featuring two images of Winnie the Pooh. The first image shows Winnie with a neutral expression next to the word "no". The second image shows Winnie in a tuxedo with a sly smile, next to the text: "I would like to imply that I will not adhere to thy henceforth vexingly dull-witted proposition."

Patience

tryna catch a body??

The image shows a yellow minion holding a red bat. Above the minion are the words: "PATIENCE IS WHAT YOU HAVE WHEN THERE ARE TOO MANY WITNESSES."

House

Waking up wit a tank top

The image shows two juxtaposed panels. On the left, there is a framed sign that reads: "for only $10.99 you can let every visitor to your house know you are struggling." Below that, the phrase "I AM ENOUGH" is repeated five times. On the right, a man wearing a tank top is shown, with the text "waking up after sleeping with a tank top on" written over him.

Hot pocket

The image shows a box of Hot Pockets with the flavor label changed to Creamy Carpet and the text "Made With Organic Carpet" is visible. There's also an image of a carpet roll.

Memes

It's like 5:00pm, and Mom is driving me home as we
speak. I can't fucking believe that my mother is a
whore. I witnessed my own mother pleasing another man
and I feel disgusting.
During the ride, we didn't speak to each other for
about 30 minutes. All of a sudden, Mom asked if I
could forget everything that happened today. I said I
would, but I knew that this hoe could not step another
foot into this household.
GREG, LISTEN.
HOW ABOUT
WE FORGET
ABOUT WHAT
HAPPENED
TODAY?
YEAH, SURE.
WHATEVER.
@gabriel
She then asked me not to tell Dad about this. I said
I wouldn't, but you can't make a promise to a hoe who
breaks her wedding vows.

Backflip

Shitpost-master general

A person is doing backflips on a trampoline in a backyard as a Jehovah's Witness watches.

Backflip

Shitpost-master general

In a backyard setting, a person is in mid-air performing a backflip on a trampoline, while a Jehovah's Witness in a suit watches. A gray cat is walking nearby. The text overlay reads: "I made the Jehovah's Witness watch me do backflips."

Word

Screenshot of a game of Scrabble where the player tried to use the word "BONNER", but it's invalid in the English UK dictionary. The message on the screen says "MY LIFE'S GOAL IS RUINED". The game informs the player that Scrabble uses official dictionaries.