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Relationship

1 year ago
The image shows two sides of a text message conversation between two people, with the text "No one: 11 yr old relationships:" above them.
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    • Winnie the Pooh

    2 years ago
    A meme featuring two images of Winnie the Pooh. The first image shows Winnie with a neutral expression next to the word "no". The second image shows Winnie in a tuxedo with a sly smile, next to the text: "I would like to imply that I will not adhere to thy henceforth vexingly dull-witted proposition."
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    • Patience

    2 years ago

    tryna catch a body??

    The image shows a yellow minion holding a red bat. Above the minion are the words: "PATIENCE IS WHAT YOU HAVE WHEN THERE ARE TOO MANY WITNESSES."
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    • House

    2 years ago

    Waking up wit a tank top

    The image shows two juxtaposed panels. On the left, there is a framed sign that reads: "for only $10.99 you can let every visitor to your house know you are struggling." Below that, the phrase "I AM ENOUGH" is repeated five times. On the right, a man wearing a tank top is shown, with the text "waking up after sleeping with a tank top on" written over him.
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    Hot pocket

    1 year ago
    The image shows a box of Hot Pockets with the flavor label changed to Creamy Carpet and the text "Made With Organic Carpet" is visible. There's also an image of a carpet roll.
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    • Memes

    10 months ago
    It's like 5:00pm, and Mom is driving me home as we speak. I can't fucking believe that my mother is a whore. I witnessed my own mother pleasing another man and I feel disgusting. During the ride, we didn't speak to each other for about 30 minutes. All of a sudden, Mom asked if I could forget everything that happened today. I said I would, but I knew that this hoe could not step another foot into this household. GREG, LISTEN. HOW ABOUT WE FORGET ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TODAY? YEAH, SURE. WHATEVER. @gabriel She then asked me not to tell Dad about this. I said I wouldn't, but you can't make a promise to a hoe who breaks her wedding vows.
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    • Backflip

    7 months ago

    Shitpost-master general

    A person is doing backflips on a trampoline in a backyard as a Jehovah's Witness watches.
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    • Backflip

    7 months ago

    Shitpost-master general

    In a backyard setting, a person is in mid-air performing a backflip on a trampoline, while a Jehovah's Witness in a suit watches. A gray cat is walking nearby. The text overlay reads: "I made the Jehovah's Witness watch me do backflips."
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    • Word

    1 year ago
    Screenshot of a game of Scrabble where the player tried to use the word "BONNER", but it's invalid in the English UK dictionary. The message on the screen says "MY LIFE'S GOAL IS RUINED". The game informs the player that Scrabble uses official dictionaries.
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