Exercise jokes

I did a walk today, but I had a walk home from a walk. Walk today, but it when.

When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.

Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!

Why was the rapper always in good shape?

Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!

Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.

My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.

She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,

"It didn't work out."

She told me to be more specific, so I said,

"I just told you, she didn't exercise."

I did a walk today, but I did have a good day. Tomorrow night, I...

Walking's a chore, let alone crawling.

I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

I got the joke from my brother.

What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.

How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?

You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.

Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.

Kids changing the channel to Annie.

Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.

TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.

Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

What do we want? A cure for obesity.

When do we want it? After lunch.

What does a person eat before a race?

Answer: They fast.

What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Walking is just running with extra steps.

The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."

Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.

What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?

Breathing exercises.

I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!

Yo, Dad is so skinny, he doesn't work out enough.