Exercise jokes
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
Right, the bit as the bottom... i mean, look i keep myslef open on systems to rule empires and shit should i ever need to be it.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
I love riding my bike 🚲.
I did a good walk and I...
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
I did a walk walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home.
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
I did a walk today, but I did have a good day. Tomorrow night, I...
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.