Exercise jokes
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
Memes
Right, the bit as the bottom... i mean, look i keep myslef open on systems to rule empires and shit should i ever need to be it.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
I love riding my bike 🚲.
I did a walk walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home.
I did a good walk and I...
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.