Exercise jokes
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
Memes
Right, the bit as the bottom... i mean, look i keep myslef open on systems to rule empires and shit should i ever need to be it.
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
I did a good walk and I...
I did a walk walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home.
I love riding my bike 🚲.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
Tired kid with asthma: "It's hard to breathe."
Gym Teacher: "That's alright."
Other Kid: "Hush!"
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?