Exercise jokes
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Right, the bit as the bottom... i mean, look i keep myslef open on systems to rule empires and shit should i ever need to be it.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
I did a good walk and I...
I love riding my bike 🚲.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
I did a walk walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home.
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
I did a walk today, but I did have a good day. Tomorrow night, I...