Exercise

Exercise Jokes

Doctor

Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?

Alps clear the mind! Haha.

Guy

Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.

Mother

Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.

Squat

A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"

Pacer Test

Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.

Gym

Why did the gym close?

It's because it just never worked out.

Lady

What is an old lady's favorite exercise?

Trying to get up from the soft couch.

Rapper

Why was the rapper always in shape?

Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!

Rapper

Why was the rapper always in good shape?

Because he never skipped a beat!

Wheelchair

Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?