Exercise jokes
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
Memes
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Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"