Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?
Why are skinny. People skinny? Because he Don't have a family to breastfeed on.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
I did a walk walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠
I love riding my bike 🚲.
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS
Bo - hey kids I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power so I am just going to be a orphan *kids changing the channel to Annie* Annie- Tomorrow tomorrow only a day away * TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go Dezzy- WAAAAAAAAAA I can’t find Bo
You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.
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Yo, Dad is so skinny, he doesn't work out enough.
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
