Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
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Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?