Exercise jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.