Exercise jokes
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT.
What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!