Granny Jokes

Anus McDickNuggets
in Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill

went up the hill

so Jack could lick Jill’s candy

but Jack had a shock

with a mouth full of cock

cause Jill’s real name was Randy

With a tight cheeked fanny

and shlong expandy

Jack’s face turned uncanny

Off he ranny

to tell granny

his best friend was a tranny

oof

What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.

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Ass sniffer
in Flat

My bitch as flat as her grannies heartbeat

Anonymous

Granny's says. don't worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands

SomeDudefromPhilly

THE GRANDDAUGHTER WANTED TO SEE GRANNY. SHE KILLED HERSELF

Anonymous
in FAR

When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support

Anonymous
in FAR

When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in unplug life support

Anonymous
in Little Johnny

LITTLE JOHNNY WAS AT HOME AND THEN HE WENT TO HIS GRANDMA'S HOUSEHE WENT THERE TO CUSS SO HE WOULDN'T GET IN TROUBLE. AND SECRETLY GRANDMA CALLED HIS MOMMA TO COME PICK HIM UP. MOMMA ASK WHAT LITTLE JOHNNY DID AND SHE SAID HE CUSSED AND CUSSED AND CUSSED. GRANNY HAD ENOUGH AND CALLED MOM AGAIN MOMMA SAID LITTLE JOHNNY WAS GROUNDED FOR 2 WEEKS AND LITTLE JOHNNY CUSSED SOME MORE NOW HE GROUNDED FOR 3 WEEKS

Ur Grandpa

Ur Granny Tranny Ur Dad Lesbian Ur Mom Gay