Granny jokes

What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.

With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.

My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.

Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.

The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.

When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.

Ur Granny, tranny.

Ur Dad, lesbian.

Ur Mom, gay.

Little Johnny was at home and then he went to his grandma's house. He went there to cuss so he wouldn't get in trouble, and secretly, Grandma called his momma to come pick him up.

Momma asked what Little Johnny did, and she said he cussed and cussed and cussed. Granny had enough and called Mom again. Momma said Little Johnny was grounded for 2 weeks, and Little Johnny cussed some more. Now he grounded for 3 weeks.

Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?

Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.

Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.

I went to a sleepover at my best friend's house. He lives with his grandpa and little brother, his mom and dad. His little brother likes to run around the house naked sometimes. I can't help but notice his grandpa always looks up when he does.