Jack and Jill
went up the hill
so Jack could lick Jill’s candy
but Jack had a shock
with a mouth full of cock
cause Jill’s real name was Randy
With a tight cheeked fanny
and shlong expandy
Jack’s face turned uncanny
Off he ranny
to tell granny
his best friend was a tranny
My bitch as flat as her grannies heartbeat
LITTLE JOHNNY WAS AT HOME AND THEN HE WENT TO HIS GRANDMA'S HOUSEHE WENT THERE TO CUSS SO HE WOULDN'T GET IN TROUBLE. AND SECRETLY GRANDMA CALLED HIS MOMMA TO COME PICK HIM UP. MOMMA ASK WHAT LITTLE JOHNNY DID AND SHE SAID HE CUSSED AND CUSSED AND CUSSED. GRANNY HAD ENOUGH AND CALLED MOM AGAIN MOMMA SAID LITTLE JOHNNY WAS GROUNDED FOR 2 WEEKS AND LITTLE JOHNNY CUSSED SOME MORE NOW HE GROUNDED FOR 3 WEEKS
Ur Granny Tranny Ur Dad Lesbian Ur Mom Gay
Granny's says. don't worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in unplug life support
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
THE GRANDDAUGHTER WANTED TO SEE GRANNY. SHE KILLED HERSELF
