I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time,look at a ugly dog,and smell the garbage
i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job
I wish my ex wife would take me back. :(
A FED EX plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa but the cargo door wasn't shut properly but only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time's up! You took too long you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off. But she was rescued 8 minutes later.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT
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my ex's love for me :( i still love the dude sadly but i wont take him back
Im deaf. My deaf ex-wife cheated on me with a guy who i met on a deaf social trip who was also deaf. I guess i didnt see the signs at the time.
Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?
She lost her ass playing poker...
Ex girlfriend “i can smell fish” Ex boyfriend “i can smell shit” Ex boyfriend “ well how many boys swam down there” Ex girlfriend “20!” Fish “ wasn’t mean I don’t swim around mistakes”
I once had a trash can as a girl friend I was ready to break up with her but all she had to say was "please don't dump me" then I said "sorry i'm ready to take out the trash"
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