One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.
Break Up Jokes
The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on.
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was too shallow.
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
"My friend and her boyfriend were kissing until she puts her tongue down his throat, and what happens next is really weird."
The tongue gets stuck in his throat and starts to guh-guh-gughhh trying to get her tongue out of his throat, but it cumssssss out with spit all over his tongue, then they break up because he didn't want that to happen ever again...:/
Doctor Seuss break up lines:
"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"