Break up jokes
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.
The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on.
When you tell your Roblox girlfriend you’re breaking up with her, and then 10 seconds later you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was too shallow.
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
Pick up lines.
"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"
"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious.
Him: How do you break things?
Me: You break things up.
Him: Okay.
Me: Is everything okay?
Him: We’re a twig. We’re breaking up.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"