one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”😂
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
My girl friend broke up with me and I took her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with "I think I need to break up with you"
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up? I thought what all we had was special
doctor suess break up lines one fish two fish blue fish red fish im breaking up with you bitch
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on
When you tell your Roblox girlfriend you’re breaking up with her and then 10 seconds later you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
why did the emo break up with her boyfriend
he didnt wanna hang out.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was to shallow
Pick up lines
One fish two fish three fish I’m breaking up with you bich Hey there little mister I’m dating your sister
What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone
how do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife
Why did Hitlers girlfriend break up with him, he Hit-ler
babe im breaking up with you. y? im turning 18 tomorrow
My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious Him: How do you break things Me: you break things up Him: okay Me: is everything okay Him: were a twig. We’re breaking up
