One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.
The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
why did the emo break up with her boyfriend
he didnt wanna hang out.
My girl friend broke up with me and I took her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was to shallow
how do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with "I think I need to break up with you"
Why did Hitlers girlfriend break up with him, he Hit-ler
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up? I thought what all we had was special
How do you break up a fight between two gay men Say can you get straight to the point
"my friend and her boyfriend were kissing until she puts her tongue down his throat and what happens next is really weird"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""the tongue gets stuck were his throat and starts to guh-gugh-gughhh trying to get her tongue out of his throat, but it cumssssss out with spit all over his tongue, then they break up because he didn't want that to happen ever Again..:/
doctor suess break up lines one fish two fish blue fish red fish im breaking up with you bitch
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics 😮💨
why did you and sarah break up? cause she cheetahed on me
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
