Break up

Break Up Jokes

one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life

When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.

A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with "I think I need to break up with you"

What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

When you tell your Roblox girlfriend you’re breaking up with her and then 10 seconds later you hear your uncle crying in the other room.

Pick up lines

One fish two fish three fish I’m breaking up with you bich Hey there little mister I’m dating your sister

My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious Him: How do you break things Me: you break things up Him: okay Me: is everything okay Him: were a twig. We’re breaking up