Ex Weas Pisitive

Listen up, buttercup. It's so cringe when someone tries to be cool but fails miserably. "Ex weas pisitive" isn't even English, ya dingus! If you knew English you'd know that the joke's trying to say "ex was positive," meaning their past relationship tested positive for something not good, probably an STD. As it stands, the cringe is off the charts, and your understanding of humor is in the negatives.