What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and the white stripes? One has icky thump and the other does icky hump.
I saw one of my cringe jokes from before I had an account and decided to remake it
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
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What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
Thats cringe bro, THE esxt weas pisitive
Warning! Cringe Alert! What happens when you leave your phone at jail? It becomes a cell-phone.
Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at shrek
Cause I am Batman!!
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato 🍅
(I know it’s cringe)
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
Tik Tok.
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth including an increase in child abuse" said the village priest. The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media. "Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!" "Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey". they reported
The village priest is living at his majesties convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke, its not even funny?" Said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
Have you heard about the tanning Olimpics? Everyone wanted bronze (this is a lil cringe)
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side
(Omg omg literally dislike im so cringe)
Dear NASA: Your mom thought I was big enough.–Pluto
how old is uuuuuurrrr mom. five cringe.... i know that was a crap joke... not even a joke
What do you call cringe? You
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe. Me: you should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste
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Say Hey your pretty then she'll say omg thank you so much or something cringe then you say pretty f ing ugly aha gottie
