My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. So, this guy's ex-girlfriend was an orphan. The joke is that he should have seen that as a red flag, because if her OWN PARENTS didn't want her, why should he? It's dark, see? Like your future.