Orphan Ex

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  • My ex was an orphan as a child.

    I should have taken that as the first sign.

    If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. So, this guy's ex-girlfriend was an orphan. The joke is that he should have seen that as a red flag, because if her OWN PARENTS didn't want her, why should he? It's dark, see? Like your future.

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