I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas. He said it was the most violent book he ever read.
What's the biggest joke ever gender equality
Me:bro i don't think the twin towers will ever order pizza again friend: why Me: because when they ordered pepperoni all they got was plane
orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
the first ever picture of a black hole got released. it sucks,
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house
Yea man! Life is wonderful! But, when u realise all of the ones u loved we're fake. And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice. Is 13 age too young for dying? Am i just paranoid? I'm scared.
some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well according to my mom, I am.
Dad, am I adopted? NO! Why would I ever choose you?
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
i hate it when ever i bring a girl over my parents don't care but when i bring one of my friends thats a boy there like KeEp ThE DoOr OpEn and im gay
Have you ever had sex camping ⛺
It's inTENTS
“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?” “No” “Neither have they”
If your ever bored punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
If your ever bored rape an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's my water
today was the worst day ever my ex got ran over by a bus, and i lost my job as a bus driver
