Evers jokes

You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?

RUSSIA US A

Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!

A young woman goes for her first gynecological exam, and the nurse has her take off her clothes, put on a gown, and get in the stirrups. She tells her the doctor will be in in a minute.

The doctor comes in and tells the young lady that she has one of the most beautiful vaginas he’s ever seen, and he has seen a lot of them. She thanks him for the compliment. He tells her he is about to start the examination, but he is going to have to numb her first, when she says ok, he goes:

"Num num num num num!"

I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.

When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,

So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"

Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?

Neither have they...

Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?

But that's just my opinion.

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.

I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.

As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."

Have you ever seen a baby unicorn? No! Because unicorns are gay rainbows in equine form.

If your parents ever accuse you of lying... Say, "You're the one who told me about Santa Claus!"

If I ever have a YouTube channel, I'm pretty sure it would be called "101 Things NOT To Do With Electrical Sockets."

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.

What is the worst joke ever? It's you.

My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!

Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!

I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...

Because you already look ugly.