Evers Jokes

Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?

Yeah, neither have they.

Daughter: mommy what ever happened to Steven hawking? Mother: he died. Daughter: how did he die? Mother: he never got recharged.

I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read

There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.

You aren’t alone. If you ever need to chat I’m here. From one person to another. I hate this condition. I wish we didn’t struggle

Stephen Hawkins was one of the best scientists ever, Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven

Q: Have you ever felt a window? A: Did you feel the pane?

Well if someone ever calls u gay 🌈🏳️‍🌈 just say well atleast im straiter then the pole your mommy dances on 🤣🖕

Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.

It ever gets old.

i gave caillou bleach now he is paler then ever >:)

Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!

I was walking down the street when I saw this dude just viben, he was telling ever guy that walked by if his dick was bigger then theirs they have to give him 50 bucks long story short I walked away with 100 bucks that day

Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.

God:who ever kills Hitler will go to heaven Hitler:👌👌👌👌 God:😩😩😩😩

if your ever down one day just go to the orphanage and bully a orphan because what is he going to do about it he has no parents.

When you find out your wife had a miscarriage

So you start singing it’s the best day ever

Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today. Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow? Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you. Orphan: Why? Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.