The Violent Book

The humor comes from the blind friend misinterpreting the cheese grater as a book. They wouldn't be able to see that it's for grating cheese and instead would feel the sharp, violent texture of it, which they then compare to a violent book.

• Cheese grater
• Friend
• Blind
• Surprise
• Week
• Birthday

• So, I got my blind friend a Big Mac for his birthday. A week later, he walked up to me and said, "Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."
• About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater... He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
• I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.
• I bought a book for my blind friend.