Railroad Romance: A Headless Encounter

A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.

His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"

The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, dummy. You really don't get it? The first guy is talking about a specific sex act (oral). He couldn't find her head because she was decapitated by the railroad, ya dingus! You probably think that's hot, sicko!

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