today was the worst day ever my ex got ran over by a bus, and i lost my job as a bus driver
The worst joke ever Why was 6 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9 Why was 9 thankful to 6 because 6 8 7 2
Do you know why jesus is so popular with the ladies?? Haven't you ever seen pictures of the guy? He was hung like this.. 🤚--------🤪----------✋
I encountered a milf at a bar last night although she is 57 years old, she is still very charming and sexy
we were drinking, chatting, laughing, and having a good time
then, she asked me flirtatiously
"have you ever tried a mother-daughter threesome before?"
I said, "Nope, not yet".
She drank a little more, and said, "well, darling, tonight is your lucky night."
So she took me to her place.
She took out her keys
opens her door
turn on the light
and she yells towards upstairs
"Mom, are you still awake?”
Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.
what is the biggest joke ever, trump
if you ever get bored tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar if they ask why say because your missing fathers day and mother’s day
What was the Worse Purchase America ever made?
Spending Billions on Two Rice Cookers in 1945
Have u ever stepped in Stephen hawking's house.
Neither has he.😂😂
Toothbrush says I have the worst job ever. Toilet paper says you think your job shity.
What's worse than depression & suicide? Easy : LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no onw will notice :) no one ever does :) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can't we just die :) ?
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no-body to go with.
I gave my blind friend a peice of sand paper, he said it was the most grusome book ever.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
i wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game... oh wait he cant
The greatest bond you will ever have, is the one with your conjoined twin.
What’s the worst joke ever, your parent’s relationship.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-rest
“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
