Evers Jokes

Anonymous

Ever heard of the show naked and afraid? thats what i call hide and seek with my uncle.

Anonymous

roses are red violets are blue if you ever feel alone i’m always watching you

crippling aids
in Depression

me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived

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Stalin

if you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do? tell their parents?

Dead bleach meme

I donated 100dollars to a blind children’s charity, to bad they won’t ever see a dime of it

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ShookAvocado

When I die can someone play “Best Day Ever” during my funeral?

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Colebot
in Puns

Have you ever tried eating a clock? It’s really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.

Anonymous
in Depression

Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.”

Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.”

Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.”

Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…”

Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline

Trint

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

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Yes
in Life

People say that life is short I say… Life is the longest thing we ever do

Yeetus
in Depression

If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.

Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!

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Oz

Stephen hawkings is such a bad role model for our kids

He only ever looks one way when crossing the street

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Anonymous

Someone asked me if I’ve ever tried to kill myself. I responded, “Absolutely. A few times actually. I’m just not very good at it.”

shawzy

I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg

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Anonymous

I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”

No one.
in Depression

Friend 1: What’s the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me repeating a year. Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?

Then there is me: My life.

Anonymous
in Mountain

Whats the laziest mountain

Mount Ever-rest

MajorOstrich

Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.

Anonymous

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking’s house? No,he hasn’t either.

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Anonymous

I don’t like making jokes about 9/11, my grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew