Evers jokes

My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.

Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.

Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!

Confusion life question!!!

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"

Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.

If I ever have a YouTube channel, I'm pretty sure it would be called "101 Things NOT To Do With Electrical Sockets."

I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...

Because you already look ugly.

An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.

This song is just like how my life is and how my girlfriend left.

- Do Re Mi- By- blackbear

Do, re, mi, fa, so

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh)

Do, re, mi, fa, so

(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Yeah, if I could go back to the day we met

I probably would just stay in bed

You run your mouth all over town

And this one goes out to the sound

Of breakin' glass on my Range Rover

Pay me back, or bitch it's over

All the presents I would send

Fuck my friends behind my shoulder

Next time, I'ma stay asleep

I pray the Lord my soul to keep, oh

And you got me thinkin' lately

Bitch, you crazy

And nothing's ever good enough

I wrote a little song for ya

It go like

Do, re, mi, fa, so fuckin' done with you, girl

So fuckin' done with all the games you play

I ain't no Tic-Tac-Toe

Send the X and O's on another note

I'm do, re, mi, fa, so fuckin' done with you, baby

So send the X and O's on another note, I'm ghost

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh)

If I could go back to the day we met

I probably would've stayed in bed

You wake up everyday and make me feel like I'm incompetent

Designer shoes and Xanax tabs

Compliments your make-up bag

You never had to buy yourself a drink

'Cause everybody want to tap that ass sometime

And you got me thinkin' lately

Bitch, you crazy

And nothing's ever good enough

I wrote a little song for ya

It go like

Do, re, mi, fa, so fuckin' done with you, girl

So fuckin' done with all the games you play

I ain't no Tic-Tac-Toe

Send the X and O's on another note

I'm do, re, mi, fa, so fuckin' done with you, baby

So send the X and O's on another note, I'm ghost

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh)

I wrote a little song for you, it go like

Do, re, mi, fa, so fuckin' done with you, girl

So fuckin' done with all the games you play

I ain't no Tic-Tac-Toe

Send the X and O's on another note

I'm do, re, mi, fa, so fuckin' done with you, baby

So send the X and O's on another note, I'm ghost

(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Do, re, mi, fa, so

(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

So send the X and O's on another note, I'm ghost

Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.

Why don't rappers ever gamble?

Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!

Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!

It took Jesus 3 days to respond.

Worst lag ever!

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?

He got 12 months.

Worst joke ever.

If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.

You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?

RUSSIA US A