Pane jokes

A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.

The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."

Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."

Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."

Q: Have you ever felt a window?

A: Did you feel the pane?

I hit myself on a window yesterday. I really felt the pane.

Why did the house go to the doctor?

Because it had a window pane.

What did the window say to the door?

"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"

Get it?

I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!