Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
Evers Jokes
You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
Have you ever walked into Jason Fraser’s house?
Neither has he.
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read?
The waffle iron.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
Biggest lie ever told: it was the cat.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
