Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.
When you when, the when at, when with you know, the you, you, that you ever, when... you dont know whats going on.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
I got $1,000,000 for my brother. Best trade I ever made!
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
Have you ever walked into Jason Fraser’s house?
Neither has he.
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read?
The waffle iron.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
The only joke my dad ever made was me.
