Evers Jokes

If your ever bored just punch an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents

have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?

Why are these jokes bad? They're literally the worst jokes ever.

Do you ever wonder why Orphans buy small cereal box's. Its because they can't get family size

Sonic Says"if your ever bored and have nothing to do then just punch an orphan in the face who are they gonna tell there parents?

Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side my truck doesn't even have a dent.

I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister, my mum said "step on a crack break your mother's back" I stepped on a crack, my sister has been in the hospital ever since

If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.

The Blonde got a Ph.D. Yah, like that would ever happen.

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

So last week I gave my Blind friend a cheese grater. The next 2 weeks he told me that was the most violet book he has ever read

Have u ever noticed When a woman is pregnant aII her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “weII done”

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My parents said to me, "When ever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay' It's really not. So I said OKAY.

IF YOU EVER GET MAD AT A ORPHAN PUCH THEM IN THE FACE... WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO TELL THERE PARENTS?

This rat did the most amazing thing ever it was pretty radical dude.

Worst jokes ever? more like a killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty red lobster not the one near thr freeway and hid the body in a creek

To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you. LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)