Evers jokes

I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.

The first ever joke:

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.

Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!

Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina

I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.

I got $1,000,000 for my brother. Best trade I ever made!

Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?

Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?

Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?

He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.

The only joke my dad ever made was me.

My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.

Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why can't orphans ever be criminals?

He is not wanted.

Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?

'Cause their dad never came back with it.

Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.

You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)

Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!

Have you ever walked into Jason Fraser’s house?

Neither has he.