Evers jokes

Nut

Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?

Train Driver

Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.

Life

Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.

Memes

Club

Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!

Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina

Antidepressant

I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.

Roulette

I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.

Dark side

Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?

Rib

How do you know Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?

Number

I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.

Adam-and-eve

How do you know Adam and Eve were White?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?

People

If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.

Pilot

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.

Family

There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.

USA

You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?

RUSSIA US A