Evers jokes

Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.

I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

The first ever joke:

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?

Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.

Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!

There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.

Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?

You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"

Then I start to think I was the problem :(

Just kidding, fuck that asshole!

You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.

Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?

I got $1,000,000 for my brother. Best trade I ever made!

Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why can't orphans ever be criminals?

He is not wanted.

Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

The only joke my dad ever made was me.