Evers jokes

Why can't orphans ever be criminals?

He is not wanted.

Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!

Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!

Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina

You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)

Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?

Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.

Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?

'Cause their dad never came back with it.

I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.

Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?

Have you ever walked into Jason Fraser’s house?

Neither has he.

Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.

Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?

Well, they aren't.

Why?

They aren't repeated customers.

How do you know Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?

Ever heard of account stealing?

Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?

If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.

There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.

Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?