Evers jokes
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
The only joke my dad ever made was me.
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Biggest lie ever told: it was the cat.
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.
I got $1,000,000 for my brother. Best trade I ever made!