Evers jokes

Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!

There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.

Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.

The first ever joke:

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?

Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?

Biggest lie ever told: it was the cat.

I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.

The only joke my dad ever made was me.

My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.

Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?

Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.

I got $1,000,000 for my brother. Best trade I ever made!