Family Completion

The joke plays on the common expression of starting a family, which implies having kids. It humorously points out that people often talk about the beginning stages of family life but don't discuss the long-term commitment or 'finishing' aspect of raising children.

• Family
• Talk
• Start
• Finish
• Commitment
• Children

• Your family in a nutshell.
• You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
• If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
• Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.