Dad, am I adopted?
NO! Why would I ever choose you?
This is a classic 'dad joke' playing on the idea of parental rejection. The kid asks if they're adopted, and instead of a reassuring answer, the dad jokes that he'd never willingly choose them, implying they're not the best kid ever.
no
haha
Jack
what is this ¨joke¨ i mean haha i guess but seiruiously Do u know actually have any idea how many ORPHANS are out there GET A GRIP OF YOURESELVES to be honest im not suprised yall are here not sorry