Adoption Question

This is a classic 'dad joke' playing on the idea of parental rejection. The kid asks if they're adopted, and instead of a reassuring answer, the dad jokes that he'd never willingly choose them, implying they're not the best kid ever.

• Adoption
• Dad
• Parent
• Family
• Child
• Aboriginal

• Are you adopted? No. I mean, who would want you?
• Mom, am I adopted? What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
• Adopted kid: I made a big mistake! Dad: You are one.
• Son, you are not precious, so pack your bags because someone else is going to adopt you. Dad, what do you mean someone else will adopt me? Son, you're adopted!