The Stripper Pole Comeback

This is an insult joke where the person responds to being called gay with a retort that implies the other person's mother is a stripper, using "straighter" as a double entendre, implying that the pole is not straight. It's meant to be a shocking and harsh comeback.

• Comeback
• Pole
• Gay
• Family
• Sexuality
• Mommy

• You're gay. Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
• If you're in a roast battle with a homophobe and they are talking mad shit, just say: "The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"
• Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
• If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.