New Evers Jokes

I don't think it's a good idea for AISH workers to date each other.

If there's ever a shooting at one of those offices, the kid would lose both parents.

If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.

They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.

NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?

'Cause it's a place to eat.

What’s better than the best thing ever?

Me being mod.

Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.

Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.

Ever tried African food?

Neither have they.

What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?

"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."

Why don’t rappers ever get lost?

They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.

My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:

roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

Ever heard of the currency TNT?

All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!

What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?

Close the casket.

Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...

Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?

Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.

If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery... I’ll kill him with my bear hands.

Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?

Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?

My two friends came to me one day and said they had the best blowjob that they ever had from my little sister. So I ask my sister, "Is it true that you gave my friends blowjobs?" She said yes.

My sister asked me, "Do you want one?" I said yeah. My sister gave me a blowjob and wow, just like my friends, it was the best blowjob that I ever had. As an older brother, I couldn't be more prouder.