Evers jokes

Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"

Orphan

Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."

Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"

Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."

Orphan: "Why?"

Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."

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    • Twin Towers

    Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.

    Amputation

    Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.

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    • Huggy Wuggy

    If Huggy and Kissy ever had a kid, they would have a good lunch. *evil laugh* 😈

    Anti-jokes

    If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"

    An Ob-Gyn asks a lady to put her feet up on the stirrups.

    Doctor: My God, you have the biggest vagina I’ve ever seen!

    Woman: You don’t have to say that twice.

    Doctor: I didn’t.

    Incest

    Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?

    You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”

    If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.

    They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.

    What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?

    "This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."

    My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:

    roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

    Ever heard of the currency TNT?

    All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!