Evers jokes
Ever since convicted New York State felon Donald John Trump has taken office, the Canada-US border has been a mess of tariffs, counter-tariffs and boycotts.
And where does it end? I just got served a salad with 500 Islands in the dressing instead of a thousand. The price was the same.
Why can orphans stay out until whatever time?
Because their parents won't tell them when to come home.
What’s the most played song in Africa?
Have you ever seen the rain?
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"
Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."
Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"
Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."
Orphan: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
If Huggy and Kissy ever had a kid, they would have a good lunch. *evil laugh* 😈
If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"
An Ob-Gyn asks a lady to put her feet up on the stirrups.
Doctor: My God, you have the biggest vagina I’ve ever seen!
Woman: You don’t have to say that twice.
Doctor: I didn’t.
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”
If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
What’s better than the best thing ever?
Me being mod.
Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.
Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."