Turning to Stone, Literally Speaking

Two boys are wandering in the woods, playing games.

Suddenly, they come across a naked lady, and one of the boys starts running. The other chases after him and asks: "Why did you start running?"

The boy replies with: "My mom said if I ever see a naked lady, then I would turn to stone. And I can already feel a part of me turning hard."

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you dummy. Here's the deal: The kid is saying he's getting a boner because his mom told him he'd turn to stone if he saw a naked lady. Get it? You probably don't.

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