Event jokes
Is anyone going to Sawcon?
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
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"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
The British Society of Psychics' annual convention had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances!
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
At my funeral, take the bouquet off the coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who's next.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.