Event jokes
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
How do you fit three flags on a bar stool?
Flip it over!
When you're born on 4/20/69...
When I go to weddings, old people will tell me I'm next, but when I go to funerals, I tell old people they're next.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible, but the reception was great!
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts...
I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.
Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.