What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
Event Jokes
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.
Getting ready for gangbang.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
It was 9/10.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.
Where did Sally go during the attack?
Everywhere.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
The wedding was so emotional, even the cake was in tiers.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?
Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
