What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.
But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.
How do you plan a party in outer space?
You planet.
What is a neonatal's first time in the world?
I was going to invite your friends to your birthday, but they were all extinct.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
