Event

Event jokes

History

My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.

Me: So you're gonna leave me again?

Funeral

My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.

Spot

You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.

Bud

We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.

Twin

Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

Circus

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?

Person 2: No.

Person 1: It was in-tents.

Difference

You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?

Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.

Tree

What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?

I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.