Ceremony

Ceremony jokes

Funeral

"I hate going to weddings, because the old lady next to you always whispers in your ear, 'You're next.' So I started doing the same to them at funerals, 'You're next.'"

Exorcism

What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.

Memes

Antenna

Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible, but the reception was great!

Funeral

At my funeral, take the bouquet off the coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who's next.

Baptism

Why was baptism invented?

How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?

Baptism

You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.

That's why priests invented baptism.

Jesus

My mom said I need Jesus in my life, so I drunk up the holy water ;}

Dead

I was always poked and told at weddings your next...

So I went to funerals and poked them and said your next.....

9/11

Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?

Yes, best comedy award.

Funeral

My relatives always teased me during weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"

But they stopped when I did the same to them during funerals.