Ceremony

Ceremony Jokes

Funeral

"I hate going to weddings, because the old lady next to you always whispers in your ear, 'You're next.' So I started doing the same to them at funerals, 'You're next.'"

Exorcism

What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.

Funeral

At my funeral, take the bouquet off the coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who's next.

Antenna

Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible, but the reception was great!

Baptism

Why was baptism invented?

How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?

Baptism

You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.

That's why priests invented baptism.

Jesus

My mom said I need Jesus in my life, so I drunk up the holy water ;}

Dead

I was always poked and told at weddings your next...

So I went to funerals and poked them and said your next.....

9/11

Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?

Yes, best comedy award.

Funeral

My relatives always teased me during weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"

But they stopped when I did the same to them during funerals.