"I hate going to weddings, because the old lady next to you always whispers in your ear, 'You're next.' So I started doing the same to them at funerals, 'You're next.'"
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
what do you call it when you get married in panera bread
panera wed
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible but the reception was great!
Why was baptism invented. How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys.
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
My Relatives Always Teased Me During Weddings saying " You'll Be Next " But they Stopped when I did the same to them during Funerals
My mom said i need Jesus in my life, So I drunk up the holy water ;}.
I was always poked and told at weddings your next...
So I went to funerals and poked them and said your next.....
How does a cannibal start a wedding reception? He toasts the groom
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park .
At every funeral it's a try-not-to-say-big-mood-challenge for me
What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.
Hey did you know that 9/11 won a grammy?
Yes best comedy award.
You're the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
Spray and pray, also known as a priest with an altar boy
COME MY CHILDREN TO THE BREAD CULTT
why do priests perform baptisms, so they can see children wet
my grandma told me i was next at my brothers wedding so i told her she was next at her husband's funeral
