Event jokes
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
It's Christmas Eve
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
Happy New Year! 🍆🍑🍆🍑
My dad just comes and goes.
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
Gloves!
JK, he hasn't opened it yet.
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
Prom (DYM 85).
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.