Event jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?

A doppelgangbang.

Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!

Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.

My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.

What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?

People jumped off a building to escape it.

What is the worst thing to do at a funeral?

The corpse.

The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.

What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?

9/11 victim!

This category is messed up.

My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.

I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.

So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.

What time is it? It's time for lunch.

*Quoted by Bubble Guppies*

We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.

What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

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Their knees.

*Ba dum tss*

Dear Grad Parents,

Please pass the attached Commencement schedule on to your graduate(s). We ask that students arrive 15 minutes prior to their scheduled time and that they do not arrive early. Staff will greet the students outside the main entrance. Students may wear cap and gowns and/or formal wear.

There will be more information to follow in the coming days.

Thank you.

She blew on it, and it went hard.

Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.

What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.

A kid in the back of the class just yelled “Jenga!”

The class was watching a 9/11 documentary.

Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"

Imagine when you are about to cry at the funeral, then your friend's phone rings.

Then he says, "I'll call you back, I'm still at the die."