This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
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Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?
Between 2 buttcheeks.
A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party, and at the party, one of her friends poops their pants.
When Sally finds out, she yells, “I never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
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Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
Is anyone going to Sawcon?
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
