Event jokes
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
Have a great year!
I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
What time is it when you get home?
"I love you 😘" was the night you got a iiooooo.
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
Everyone when we're in the cafeteria singing happy birthday to some random person: "Happy birthday to you..., Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear
Me in the background: Happy deathday to you..., Happy deathday to you, happy death day dear___, happy death day to you!"
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!
I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
Louie being born.
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?
Because it was Halloween!