Event jokes
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
Memes
Asians will tell you:
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
Everyone when we're in the cafeteria singing happy birthday to some random person: "Happy birthday to you..., Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear
Me in the background: Happy deathday to you..., Happy deathday to you, happy death day dear___, happy death day to you!"
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
Louie being born.
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!
I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
Gloves!
JK, he hasn't opened it yet.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.