Event jokes
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
Ammon died.
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
Everyone when we're in the cafeteria singing happy birthday to some random person: "Happy birthday to you..., Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear
Me in the background: Happy deathday to you..., Happy deathday to you, happy death day dear___, happy death day to you!"
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
Louie being born.
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!
I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
Gloves!
JK, he hasn't opened it yet.
Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"