Event jokes
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Have a great year!
I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.
What time is it when you get home?
Memes
"I love you 😘" was the night you got a iiooooo.
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
Everyone when we're in the cafeteria singing happy birthday to some random person: "Happy birthday to you..., Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear
Me in the background: Happy deathday to you..., Happy deathday to you, happy death day dear___, happy death day to you!"
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!
I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Louie being born.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!