Event jokes
Ammon died.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Have a great year!
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
"I love you 😘" was the night you got a iiooooo.
What time is it when you get home?
I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
Everyone when we're in the cafeteria singing happy birthday to some random person: "Happy birthday to you..., Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear
Me in the background: Happy deathday to you..., Happy deathday to you, happy death day dear___, happy death day to you!"
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!
I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Louie being born.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.