Event jokes
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
I bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
Ammon died.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
What is the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Imagine when you are about to cry at the funeral, then your friend's phone rings.
Then he says, "I'll call you back, I'm still at the die."
Where did Suzie go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
SpongeBob did 9/11.
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?