I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. š
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he wonāt be able to make it to Saw Con?
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
This will happen in your future, though, now because you're mean.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?
Because it was Halloween!
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
Gloves!
JK, he hasn't opened it yet.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight.
The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end.
In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.
Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?
Between 2 buttcheeks.
A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party, and at the party, one of her friends poops their pants.
When Sally finds out, she yells, āI never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!ā
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:
"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...
YOU WERE BORN!"
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
