Event jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was tiers.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party, and at the party, one of her friends poops their pants.
When Sally finds out, she yells, “I never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital?
Throw a strobe light in the epileptic ward.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
I was at the store during a storm one time. I guess you could say it was story.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
My last best man's speech was like the marriage--short, occasionally funny, and ultimately ruined by the bridesmaid.