Event jokes

Getting ready for gangbang.

I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.

You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.

How do NASA plan parades?

They plan-et.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?

Person 2: No.

Person 1: It was in-tents.

You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?

Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.

The wedding was so emotional, even the cake was in tiers.

Where did Sally go during the attack?

Everywhere.

What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?

I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.

A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!

What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?

I couldn't give a fuck about either.

If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

That one really *crashed and burned*.

There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.

Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.

WJE officially a gone memory.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?

Because 10 was in 9/11.

Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.

I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.

Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.

Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.

The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.