Event jokes

What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both never get erect.

It was 9/10.

How do NASA plan parades?

They plan-et.

Where did Sally go during the attack?

Everywhere.

A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.

What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?

I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.

The wedding was so emotional, even the cake was in tiers.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?

Person 2: No.

Person 1: It was in-tents.

You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?

Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!

If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

That one really *crashed and burned*.

What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?

I couldn't give a fuck about either.

There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.

Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.

10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.

You can't convince me otherwise.

Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.

Everyone at the Queen's funeral:

Me and the boys getting her reboot card.

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.