Event jokes
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
Getting ready for gangbang.
You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.
The wedding was so emotional, even the cake was in tiers.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
Yo mama so stupid!
She bought a spoon... TO THE SUPERBOWL!
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.