Event jokes
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
WJE officially a gone memory.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
What did Sally get for her 18th birthday? A brick.
Why did she get a brick? She hit 18.
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
I was at an emotional wedding. The cake was in tiers.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
She blew on it, and it went hard.