Event jokes

What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?

"Me time."

I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.

What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?

I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.

We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.

Where did Sally go during the attack?

Everywhere.

The wedding was so emotional, even the cake was in tiers.

Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?

Party crashers.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!

What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?

I couldn't give a fuck about either.

If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

That one really *crashed and burned*.

There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.

Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.

Where do you go when food dies?

A fooderal.

Yo mama so stupid!

She bought a spoon... TO THE SUPERBOWL!

Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.

Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.

The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.

Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.

I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.

Where did Suzie go after the bombing?

Everywhere.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?

Because 10 was in 9/11.