Event jokes

A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.

The wedding was so emotional, even the cake was in tiers.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?

Person 2: No.

Person 1: It was in-tents.

You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?

Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.

What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?

I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.

What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?

Party crashers.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!

If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

That one really *crashed and burned*.

What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?

I couldn't give a fuck about either.

There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.

Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.

Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.

I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.

The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.

Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?

Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!

Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?

Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.

I didn't steal it. 🌚

If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?

It was between 9/11.

What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?

Fund razor.

I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.

When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."

I rate these jokes 9/11.