Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
Listen up, nimrod! This is Explain Bear and I'm gonna break it down for you. So, you know how a circus has a "tent"? And "intense" sounds like "in tents"? So the circus fire was IN TENTS!!! Get it, dummy? You probably think a balanced diet means holding a donut in each hand. Now go read a book!