Pen Theft Fail

I was in a bar in Italy. Me and a hot chick got along, so I asked her for her number. I remembered that there was a pen in my pocket, but when I searched, it was nowhere to be found. I turned back, then I saw Pessi running with it. Shame on you, Pessi, for ruining my night! 😭

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, dummy. So basically this dude was tryna smash in Italy, right? But then Pessi, that little gremlin, yoinked his pen! Now he can't get the girl's number. Get it? You wouldn't, your brain is way smaller than mine.

Comments (1)

Anonymous

4 years ago

Doesn't work with pessi. Only penaldo or penandes

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