Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
What do you call someone with a pindie spot
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Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
So I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company. Everyone is mad but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i've got a great spot! me: *grabs nuce and runs to my closet*
911, what’s your emergency? I asked, and listening to the quiet sobs of a litte kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me” the girl said and cried making me freeze on the spot as i recognized my daughter’s voice.
What did the dalmation dog say after he finished his meal?
That hit the spot?
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot, and are just going move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address
when the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot. bing,bang,boom
There’s something on your chin no the third one down
Who is always looking spot on?
The cheetahs
Once when I was 6 I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree. Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had cool subject! The subject was about the Pendulum, the man who statpaded against small teams and camped in pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which penaldo dived like a dolphin!
Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted.
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide n seek ? Because Everytime she hides she will always spotted
What did the cheetah tell the other cheetah when they had a test?
Cheetah cheetah!
schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD" then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours
Why are Cheetahs bad at running away. They always get spotted
