What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
Event Jokes
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
WJE officially a gone memory.
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
Whatβs a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
Whatβs one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?
I didnβt know we were having seafood tonight!