Event jokes
Whatβs something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"Weβve got a runner!"
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
Ummmm 67.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because itβs in the middle of 9/11.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.
Just do it.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
WJE officially a gone memory.