WJE officially a gone memory
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
9/11 or just 7 eleven to a Mexican person.
my grandpa was a great pilot. but he died. on September 11 2001
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
What do you call a house party for slaves In auction house
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
Unfortunately NASCAR has been cancelled. The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?
I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
What do you call it when a bunch a guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgang-bang.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard the gunshots, he would’ve probably thought it was the ice cream truck
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital?
Throw a strobe light in the epileptic ward.
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
