Entertainment jokes
You want to hear a joke about pizza?
Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
I’m a clown...
And everyone knows.
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I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
Fuse Pokemon to UnderStand, the power that’s inside.
Poke him on! Gotta train them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my best friend, In a world you must defend, Poke him on! Gotta train them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta train them all, Gotta train them all! Pokemon!
You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!
Doom is eternal.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
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