Entertainment jokes
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
I’m a clown...
And everyone knows.
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Memes
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
Fuse Pokemon to UnderStand, the power that’s inside.
Poke him on! Gotta train them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my best friend, In a world you must defend, Poke him on! Gotta train them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta train them all, Gotta train them all! Pokemon!
You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
Me, haha, I'm the joke.
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.