Entertainment jokes
There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
I’m a clown...
And everyone knows.
Memes
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I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
Fuse Pokemon to UnderStand, the power that’s inside.
Poke him on! Gotta train them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my best friend, In a world you must defend, Poke him on! Gotta train them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta train them all, Gotta train them all! Pokemon!
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How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.