What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
Entertainment Jokes
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
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Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"
I'm so fucking bored.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
