Entertainment jokes
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
I’m a clown...
And everyone knows.
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
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I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
Fuse Pokemon to UnderStand, the power that’s inside.
Poke him on! Gotta train them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my best friend, In a world you must defend, Poke him on! Gotta train them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta train them all, Gotta train them all! Pokemon!
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What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.