Entertainment jokes
I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
I’m a clown...
And everyone knows.
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I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
Fuse Pokemon to UnderStand, the power that’s inside.
Poke him on! Gotta train them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my best friend, In a world you must defend, Poke him on! Gotta train them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta train them all, Gotta train them all! Pokemon!
You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.