Entertainment jokes

You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:

Orphan: No Way Home.

Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?

'Cuz he's the Father!!!

Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?

Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.

I’m a clown...

And everyone knows.

What do you call six gay men at war? Rainbow Six Siege.

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I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

To bitch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.

I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.

Fuse Pokemon to UnderStand, the power that’s inside.

Poke him on! Gotta train them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my best friend, In a world you must defend, Poke him on! Gotta train them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta train them all, Gotta train them all! Pokemon!

You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!

Me, haha, I'm the joke.

Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.

I guess they're whore-ible.

What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.

Doom is eternal.

What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?

Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."

Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?

Because they don't know what age rate they are...

Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Why do humans hate aliens?

Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!

What show do gay men watch?

"2 and a Half Men!"

Lol at this one fellas!

How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?

It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.