Entertainment jokes

Worst joke.

Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.

Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?

They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"

A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.

Vegan Teacher the musical.

Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"

Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶

Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵

Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵

Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵

Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"

Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"

- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.

Q: What is the best Disney character?

A: Toe Mater.

So a man walks into the bar. The bartender looks to him and says, "You look like you're having a rough day, tell me about it?"

The man then stood up and became Mario!

Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now.

Your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy. Ooh, I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy. Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy.

tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!

Gun + Backpack = Fun!

What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?

Georgie floated!

Why did the rapper cross the road?

To drop some BARS on the other side.

What's the one game emos hate?

Cut the rope.

When Simba was walking too slow, I told him to mufasa.

I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!

You know how in the movie, "Nightmare Before Christmas," they say they're making Christmas?

I thought Mary and Joseph did, but okay.

Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.

I guess they're whore-ible.

I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!

Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.

I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.