Entertainment jokes
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
Me, haha, I'm the joke.
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
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What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Tell me morbid jokes in comments so I have some jokes for my friend.
Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now.
Your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy. Ooh, I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy. Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Cameron Boyce
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.
The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.
In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.
I was working at Fredbear’s, but then I got bite of ‘83’d.
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
TommyInnit is a joke.