Sith jokes

Why does Darth Vader always choke people?

Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.

Where do Sith get their clothes?

At the Darth Maul!

Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?

Because they are Sith-ters.

Why did the chicken enter the cave?

Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.

Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.

Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?

Dave: No.

Jason: Well, he hit his first target.

My sister thinks she's so smart, she said onions are the only food that makes you cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.

I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.