Sith jokes
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
Hey Siri, where is my dad?
Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!
Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
...WhAT-
Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.
My sister thinks she's so smart, she said onions are the only food that makes you cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
