Sith jokes
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
Memes
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?
Dave: No.
Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
