Sith jokes
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
Hey Siri, where is my dad?
Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!
Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
...WhAT-
Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?
Dave: No.
Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
