Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
Entertainment Jokes
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
