Entertainment jokes
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What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Memes
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
I'm so fucking bored.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.