Entertainment jokes
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
When u show ur friend a magic trick
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
If we get this to 1000 dislikes, I will do TWO joking keggars on Halloween.
So what are you waiting for? Hit the button, idiot.
"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂