Entertainment jokes
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Memes
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
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I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"
I'm so fucking bored.
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.