Entertainment jokes
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...