Entertainment jokes
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
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I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
I'm so fucking bored.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.