Entertainment jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
Memes
I'm so fucking bored.
So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Huggy Wuggy big big Huggy Wuggy big big big big Huggy Wuggy laugh laugh smooch smooch Huggy Wuggy *insert clapping noise*
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Doom is eternal.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!