Entertainment jokes
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.
This is so damn funny!
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 80 people.
Then it exploded.
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?
Palpatine: Stew it.
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles.
Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that?
Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Answer the phone "Harry, you're no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?"
Ringin' the bell And nobody's coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you're well, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don't wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don't wanna talk about who's doin' it first.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.