Entertainment jokes
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
Me, haha, I'm the joke.
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.