Do you that the Royal family like carnivals. Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival, Because he was cutting in line.
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: mom next year for the carnival can I dress up as a princess? the mother replies: why? you don't like the ice lolly dress from the last year?
whats a car's favorite place to hang out?
a CARnival