Carnival jokes

Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?

Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.

Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.

A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"

The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"

What's a car's favorite place to hang out?

A CARnival!

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"

I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

I hate this. Everybody knows it's how I roll, if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll. My uncle said this...