Carnival jokes
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.
Kart! (DYM 151)
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Community talk
carnival goes hard
HEAD SO GOOD, SHE A HONOR ROLL. SHE RIDE DICK LIKE A CARNIVAL, I DONE DID THE IMPOSSIBLE 🙏
Join me.... And Jake..., and some others and look at the post below - JOIN the DARK CARNIVAL👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻