Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival, Because he was cutting in line.
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
whats a car's favorite place to hang out?
a CARnival
