Entertainment jokes
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
You want to hear a joke about pizza?
Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
I’m a clown...
And everyone knows.
What do you call six gay men at war? Rainbow Six Siege.