Entertainment jokes
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a PC?
When my PC crashes, I actually give a fuck.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
Your hairline pushed too far back.
Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
Memes
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
You want to hear a joke about pizza?
Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.