Entertainment jokes
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a PC?
When my PC crashes, I actually give a fuck.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
Memes
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
Your hairline pushed too far back.
Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
You want to hear a joke about pizza?
Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!