Entertainment jokes
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a PC?
When my PC crashes, I actually give a fuck.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
Your hairline pushed too far back.
Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.