Entertainment jokes
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
This is a joke. Laugh!
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
Not funny, guys!
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Howard Stern rules, b*tches!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!