Entertainment jokes
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
Howard Stern rules, b*tches!
I told a chemistry joke once.
There was no reaction.
Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
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What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What do you call ball drama?
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.
What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.