Entertainment jokes
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a PC?
When my PC crashes, I actually give a fuck.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Your hairline pushed too far back.
Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
You want to hear a joke about pizza?
Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!