Entertainment jokes
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a PC?
When my PC crashes, I actually give a fuck.
Your hairline pushed too far back.
Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
You want to hear a joke about pizza?
Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!