Entertainment jokes
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
Memes
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
The Twilight fanbase.
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."
Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"
Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.