Entertainment jokes
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
I was working at Fredbear’s, but then I got bite of ‘83’d.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)