Entertainment jokes
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Memes
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
The Twilight fanbase.
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!