Entertainment jokes
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
The Twilight fanbase.
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.