Entertainment jokes
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Memes
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
The walking dead.
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.