Entertainment jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
The walking dead.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.