
Entertainment jokes
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
If you spin a fidget spinner, You'll end up spinning it too fast. When you end up spinning it too fast, it will make you fly away. When you fly away, you'll end up in a tree. When you end up in a tree, you'll see that your friends are hanging out without you. When you see that your friends are hanging out without you, you'll run away in the woods because you're sad. When you ran away in the woods, you'll see a bear. When you see a bear, it will chase you. When the bear chases you, you'll build a fort to protect yourself. When you build a fort to protect yourself, you then notice you're lonely. You'll become friends with the bear. When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear. When you start to act like a bear, you will become a bear.
DO NOT BECOME A BEAR! NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
The walking dead.
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
Why did the clown stop smiling?
Someone chopped his lips off.
"A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R - S A F E."
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! 😂🤣
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
I'm a clown.
