Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
Entertainment Jokes
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
