Entertainment jokes
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile?
"Get in the Batmobile!"
Buh dum tish.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
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My username is Big-reflection-104. C0mments from so other redditors are from her post:
Hello :). On sexy tummies. Where she is wearing a black croptop.
Are in the next post.
Moto is: Katie Jennie Jackson is so horny! Reddit username-Ok-community-2373. Follow her please. Her photos are made for you to cum for her, not at her. Thank you if you chose to think.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
Scrolled through all of them, still haven't laughed.