Entertainment jokes
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
I want a series too, that will be SANS-tastic!
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.