Entertainment

Entertainment jokes

Fat

Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Romance

I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”

Dare

My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".

My friends: "I dare you to go home."

Mom

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

Poker

Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?

Because she always gets a Royal flush!

Suicide

I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.

Meme

What meme does an Emo hate the most?

"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.

Mum

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Orphan

What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)

It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.

Actor

Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.

Mom: Witherspoon.

Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!

Movie

Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3