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Mufasa

    • So you know "The Lion King."

    Do you remember Simba?

    Well, his dad is really strong, and he walks really fast, but Simba walks really slow.

    So I told him to Mufasa.

    Game

    • Hi 👋 I have some good ideas 💡. It was the best game I had to get in my...

    Entertainment memes

    Ball

    • Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D

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    • Ketchup

    • I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.

    I don't know why my friends look disgusted.

    Imposter

    • Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!

    Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?

    Then he read my username and knew.

    Clown

    • The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.

    Hit

    • What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?

    Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."

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    • Michael Jackson

    • There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.

    What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.

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    • Guy

    • Guy 1: P-gay or T-gay?

    Guy 2: P-gay sounds cooler.

    Guy 1: Yeah me too. I don't like P-ewDiePie, always love T-series.

    Guy 2: Omg what did i just say? I wasn't even knowing what were you talking about :<

    Guy 1: Like I do care :$

    Guy 3: But I do care :<

    Guy 1: F*ck you.

    Guy 3: Do it.

    Guy 2: But you do care about me.

    Guy 3: No.

    Guy 2: F*ck you.

    Guy 3: Do it.

    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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