Entertainment jokes
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
What do you call a group of emo friends?
THE SUICIDE SQUAD!
"Dababy midget porn."
Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!
Funni Joke.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
Booooooooooooo!
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of Wall Street.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
This man walks into a bar and says, "How do I get service here?"
The assistant bar attendant tells him to take a seat as the bartender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes, the man says this is ridiculous, that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts, which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes go by, and the man then says, "OK, I get it, no service of beer, but free nuts," to which the assistant says, "Hell no, the game starts in 10 minutes." Everyone laughs and claps.
When a kindergarten teacher asks a kid to sing the alphabet, he said "ab3defg." The teacher said, "Do you like 3D?" He said, "Yeah." The teacher yelled, "Okay, do you have a 3DS?" He said yes. The teacher goes into his bag and says, "Say ABCs or your 3DS will be destroyed." He says, "ab3defghijlmnopqrs." "Oh, he learned well." The teacher threw the 3DS out the window. The kid gets it, and it still works. Then he googles ABCs. It goes to YouTube and says, "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz." The teacher is proud of the 3DS. The class went home telling parents.
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.
Have you heard about the movie about constipation?
Me neither, it hasn't come out yet.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?