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My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
Spaceballs: The Comment.
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Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.
You want to hear a joke about pizza?
Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
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What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?
Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.