Entertainment jokes
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
Funni Joke.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
What do you call a group of emo friends?
THE SUICIDE SQUAD!
"Dababy midget porn."
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Booooooooooooo!
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of Wall Street.
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
This man walks into a bar and says, "How do I get service here?"
The assistant bar attendant tells him to take a seat as the bartender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes, the man says this is ridiculous, that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts, which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes go by, and the man then says, "OK, I get it, no service of beer, but free nuts," to which the assistant says, "Hell no, the game starts in 10 minutes." Everyone laughs and claps.
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.
Have you heard about the movie about constipation?
Me neither, it hasn't come out yet.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?