Entertainment jokes
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
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So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldnβt have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
WALL-E
what the hell do i have saved on my phone and why
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?
To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.
What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?
Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.
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My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.
Yo mama so fat,
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What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? Itβs a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!