Entertainment jokes

Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.

Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?

I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”

I don’t know any...

Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.

What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?

Sawk on deez nuts!

What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"

What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?

"Eye torture!"

I will make more jokes tomorrow.

I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!

Doin' (DYM 34).

"AOT is mid."

Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.

Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?

Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.

Can you guys check out my joke, please?

Up (DYM 94).

There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!

Good (DYM 92).

All (DYM 93).

"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"

What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.