Entertainment jokes
Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.
"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
These are just plain wrong jokes.
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.
What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?
He raged! 😱
Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
"AOT is mid."