Entertainment

Entertainment jokes

Gulag

When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"

Barbie

What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?

"Eye torture!"

Music

"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"

Memes

Dick

Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?

Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.

Tire

What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"

Fan

I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.

Banana

When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!

Try with a cucumber.

Beer

Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?

A: Flanders Red Ale.