Entertainment jokes
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
I don’t know any...
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
I will make more jokes tomorrow.
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!
Doin' (DYM 34).
"AOT is mid."
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?
Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.
Can you guys check out my joke, please?
Up (DYM 94).
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!
Good (DYM 92).
All (DYM 93).