Entertainment jokes

What do you call a club that owls go to?

Hooters.

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Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?

Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!

Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.

"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"

Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.

Kids changing the channel to Annie.

Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.

TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.

Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

Annie.

Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.

"CoComelon meme,

No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...

Nobody loves me .v."

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!

Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?

I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”

I don’t know any...

"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"

OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.

Only Cans.

What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.

What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?

Sawk on deez nuts!

Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?

Car show: "Let It Go," get it?

What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.

They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....

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