Entertainment

Entertainment jokes

Dick

Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?

Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.

Tire

What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"

Account

Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.

Memes

OnlyFans

OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.

Only Cans.

School

Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?

Writing

Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Abortion

People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.

Fortnite

I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.

Orphan

Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?

He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.