Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
Boo Jokes
I can hear the whole world booing me.
Did you know ghosts are alcoholics?
They only come out for the boos.
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
Funny things or weird things to say to someone.
Hey... have you kissed a girl before? Weird things to say to someone.
It's hard to find friends that [are] 91% funny, 100% nice, and 1000000% good-looking. Funny!
Weird names to call a girl: Sweetums.
Baby-Bugga-Boo.
Fuzzkins.
Lumpy.
Nilly.
Ninty Minty.
and SEXY WITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Gross that's why I am not getting a bf!
Real
"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.
As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
Boo! ๐ป๐๐๐ท๏ธ๐ธ๏ธโ ๏ธ (So scary, right?)
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
Why shouldnโt you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"
