Depression

Anonymous

I can hear the whole world booing me

Funny

Weird and funny. Kenya and Tenya Bailey.

Funny things or weird things to say to someone. Hey…have you kissed a girl before? Weird things to say to someone. Its hard to find friends that 91% Funny 100%Nice and 100,0000 % good-looking. Funny! Weird name to call a girl: Sweetums. Baby-Bugga-Boo.

Fuzzkins. Lumpy. Nilly. Ninty Minty. and SEXY WITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Gross thats why I am not getting a bf!

Bill

coco

bippidy boppidy boo Bill Cosby is coming for you

School

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip? To the mew-seum. (MOST LIKED JOKES. COMMENT BOO IF YOU LIKE THE VIDEO)

Wife

Anonymous

I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride she says BOO! What kind of sick fuck does that?

Alien

dalton

wath goos boo a caw wath no lips

High

Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.

How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!

Card

Nasser Nasser

knok knok whos there? boo boo who? Awww dont cry

Blue

Gwen

It’s amazing how many things ryme with blue.

Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew…

Wife

Anonymous

I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride she says BOO! What kind of a dick fuck does that!

America

Anonymous

I made a AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very go chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com

Boo

Jem

Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you

Cry

pony

knock knock whos there boo. boo who dont cry its just a joke

Cow

Wolf joker maker

When the cow goes moo and sheep say baaa and the bull says boo

Surprise

Anonymous

BU is the element of a surprise. Boo!

Puns

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Pete: Knock Knock… Paul: Who’s there? Pete: Boo… Paul: Boo who? Pete: Don’t cry it was only a joke! Paul: I’m going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!

Baseball

Anonymous

why did the red sox lose

they say boo colorado rockies .

Orphan

Anonymous

Nock nock who’s there boo boo hoo don’t cry baby

Bar

FreezingTempest

Why do ghosts go to bars?

For the boos!