40+ Boo Jokes

Why do ghosts go to bars?

For the boos!

I can hear the whole world booing me.

Did you know ghosts are alcoholics?

They only come out for the boos.

How do you scare a bee?

Boo-bee!

Funny things or weird things to say to someone.

Hey... have you kissed a girl before? Weird things to say to someone.

It's hard to find friends that [are] 91% funny, 100% nice, and 1000000% good-looking. Funny!

Weird names to call a girl: Sweetums.

Baby-Bugga-Boo.

Fuzzkins.

Lumpy.

Nilly.

Ninty Minty.

and SEXY WITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Gross that's why I am not getting a bf!

Real

The image shows two side-by-side screenshots of the character Boo from Monsters, Inc. In the first image, she has a wide-eyed, open-mouthed, angry expression. In the second image, she has a scowling, more serious angry expression. The text above the images says: "When someone that's under 5'3" gets angry."

"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

To the mew-seum!

I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!

I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.

As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?

What goes boo in a car with no lips?

Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.

In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.

The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.

The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.

In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.