I can hear the whole world booing me

Funny things or weird things to say to someone. Hey…have you kissed a girl before? Weird things to say to someone. Its hard to find friends that 91% Funny 100%Nice and 100,0000 % good-looking. Funny! Weird name to call a girl: Sweetums. Baby-Bugga-Boo.

Fuzzkins. Lumpy. Nilly. Ninty Minty. and SEXY WITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Gross thats why I am not getting a bf!

bippidy boppidy boo Bill Cosby is coming for you

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip? To the mew-seum. (MOST LIKED JOKES. COMMENT BOO IF YOU LIKE THE VIDEO)

I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride she says BOO! What kind of sick fuck does that?

wath goos boo a caw wath no lips

Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.

How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!

knok knok whos there? boo boo who? Awww dont cry

What’s ghost’s favorite food? I like some BOO-RITOS!

It’s amazing how many things ryme with blue.

Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew…

I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride she says BOO! What kind of a dick fuck does that!

I made a AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very go chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com

Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you

knock knock whos there boo. boo who dont cry its just a joke

When the cow goes moo and sheep say baaa and the bull says boo

BU is the element of a surprise. Boo!

Pete: Knock Knock… Paul: Who’s there? Pete: Boo… Paul: Boo who? Pete: Don’t cry it was only a joke! Paul: I’m going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!

why did the red sox lose

they say boo colorado rockies .

Nock nock who’s there boo boo hoo don’t cry baby

Why do ghosts go to bars?

For the boos!