Boo jokes

Why do ghosts go to bars?

For the boos!

Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?

To the I.C.U.

What goes boo in a car with no lips?

When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don't cry, baby!

Boo! 👻🎃💀🕷️🕸️☠️ (So scary, right?)

One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

To the mew-seum!

Kim Jong Il: Knock knock.

Political Prisoner: Who's there?

Kim Jong Il: Boo.

Political Prisoner: Boo who?

Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.

I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.

As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?

I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!

It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.

Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"

Booooooooooooo!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Awww, don't cry!

Did you know ghosts are alcoholics?

They only come out for the boos.

I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.

I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.

Me: Knock, knock.

Teacher: Who is there?

Me: Boo.

Teacher: Boo who?

Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!

Teacher: ......

Me: Aw man, detention again.

"Bippity Boppity Boo, Donald Trump is gonna deport you!"

How do ghosts cry?

Boo hoo.

How do demons cry?

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