Blind Date jokes
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?
"Good Lord, this is fun!"
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.
It’s either really terrible news or really great news.
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?
Getting her husband's voice just right.
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either terrible news or great news.
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
I got a handjob from a blind woman the other day. She said, "It's the biggest thing I ever had in my hand." I said, "No love, you're just pulling my leg."