Blind Date jokes
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?
"Good Lord, this is fun!"
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.
It’s either really terrible news or really great news.
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.
Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
I got a handjob from a blind woman the other day. She said, "It's the biggest thing I ever had in my hand." I said, "No love, you're just pulling my leg."
My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.
It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.