Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
These are just plain wrong jokes.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
What are you on? YouTube.
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
Spaceballs: The Comment.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
