Entertainment jokes
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
Five nights at tyler’s
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
Gun + Backpack = Fun!
Dad: Hey, have you seen that new movie, "Constipation"?
Son: No.
Dad: It hasn't come out yet.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
Someone fucked a member of BTS.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍