Entertainment jokes

I love games.

Fun game to get.

Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)

Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!

Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?

Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!

Cameron Boyce

I love playing games.

Awesome, amazing game!

Games are fun.

What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂

Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?

A: Jewbacca.

I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.

Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."

Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.

This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.

-Tommyinnit

What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.

If you spin a fidget spinner, You'll end up spinning it too fast. When you end up spinning it too fast, it will make you fly away. When you fly away, you'll end up in a tree. When you end up in a tree, you'll see that your friends are hanging out without you. When you see that your friends are hanging out without you, you'll run away in the woods because you're sad. When you ran away in the woods, you'll see a bear. When you see a bear, it will chase you. When the bear chases you, you'll build a fort to protect yourself. When you build a fort to protect yourself, you then notice you're lonely. You'll become friends with the bear. When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear. When you start to act like a bear, you will become a bear.

DO NOT BECOME A BEAR! NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!

Murder: Wanna play a game?

Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)