Entertainment jokes
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
Jokes are rather funny.
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.
Lorne Armstrong
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.