Entertainment jokes
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
Memes
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.
-Tommyinnit
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
If you spin a fidget spinner, You'll end up spinning it too fast. When you end up spinning it too fast, it will make you fly away. When you fly away, you'll end up in a tree. When you end up in a tree, you'll see that your friends are hanging out without you. When you see that your friends are hanging out without you, you'll run away in the woods because you're sad. When you ran away in the woods, you'll see a bear. When you see a bear, it will chase you. When the bear chases you, you'll build a fort to protect yourself. When you build a fort to protect yourself, you then notice you're lonely. You'll become friends with the bear. When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear. When you start to act like a bear, you will become a bear.
DO NOT BECOME A BEAR! NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)