Entertainment jokes
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I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
Aunt: On the internet, buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars.
Niece: I found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch. It's 3 dollars to watch.
Aunt: I'm not paying for that shit.
Niece: Yet you sit there and buy weight loss pills.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
Funny posts.
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!