Entertainment jokes
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo
Memes
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.
-Tommyinnit
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
If you spin a fidget spinner, You'll end up spinning it too fast. When you end up spinning it too fast, it will make you fly away. When you fly away, you'll end up in a tree. When you end up in a tree, you'll see that your friends are hanging out without you. When you see that your friends are hanging out without you, you'll run away in the woods because you're sad. When you ran away in the woods, you'll see a bear. When you see a bear, it will chase you. When the bear chases you, you'll build a fort to protect yourself. When you build a fort to protect yourself, you then notice you're lonely. You'll become friends with the bear. When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear. When you start to act like a bear, you will become a bear.
DO NOT BECOME A BEAR! NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"