Entertainment jokes
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
Watch Key/Peele "Detective."
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
gamer
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
Jokes are not funny.
Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.
-Tommyinnit
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
If you spin a fidget spinner, You'll end up spinning it too fast. When you end up spinning it too fast, it will make you fly away. When you fly away, you'll end up in a tree. When you end up in a tree, you'll see that your friends are hanging out without you. When you see that your friends are hanging out without you, you'll run away in the woods because you're sad. When you ran away in the woods, you'll see a bear. When you see a bear, it will chase you. When the bear chases you, you'll build a fort to protect yourself. When you build a fort to protect yourself, you then notice you're lonely. You'll become friends with the bear. When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear. When you start to act like a bear, you will become a bear.
DO NOT BECOME A BEAR! NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"